Police departments deal with plenty of bizarre calls, but what workers walked into at one Virginia ABC store looked less like a crime scene and more like the aftermath of a frat party gone nuclear.
Employees in Ashland, Virginia showed up after Thanksgiving expecting a normal Saturday shift. Instead, they found shattered glass everywhere, puddles of booze crawling across the floor, torn up shelving, and a ceiling tile ripped open like something had dropped straight from the heavens. The security system had been mangled so badly that the alarm company reported a power issue before anyone even stepped inside.
Then they found the intruder.
Not hiding. Not resisting. Not even awake.
A raccoon.
A blackout drunk raccoon.
Animal control officer Samantha Martin could hardly believe what she was dealing with. As she put it to the Associated Press, “I personally like raccoons. They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full blown rampage, drinking everything.”
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