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Ali continued bragging about population numbers in South Asia, boasting about massive demographic shifts as if they were a scoreboard in some twisted competition. He said, “That’s the thing with brown people. I’m going to say this as a brown person, there’s a lot of us. Like a lot. There’s like 1. 2 billion in India. There’s more than 200 million in Pakistan, there’s like 170 million in Bangladesh…”
The tirade didn’t stop there. Ali went on to describe how immigration multiplies through extended family connections, stating, “There’s a bunch of us, and we breed. We’re a breeding people.” He detailed what he claimed happens when one immigrant arrives — “our grandmother comes, our grandfather comes, our uncle comes, our aunt comes…” — essentially mocking America’s immigration system as something to exploit.
He even pivoted to mocking white women, dropping another bombshell: “Some white women… they like some of us brown folks. We don’t take them. They come to us.”
Ali then boasted, “We’re embedded. We are everywhere. We are everywhere.”
As the rant grew darker, he began openly ridiculing American culture, saying:
“Your story is a shiy story filled with misery.”**
“It’s filled with bland chicken… terrible, terrible dry ass meat.”
“Your music sucks. All your culture sucks.”
He wrapped it up by mocking white gatherings too: “Your parties suck because they’re monochromatic. Our parties have better food, better music, better-looking women.”
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But while Ali felt comfortable insulting everyday Americans, he seems far less vocal about one topic: his parents’ criminal history.
Ali’s Parents Were Convicted in a Multi-Million Dollar Software Fraud Scheme
Long before Ali was lecturing Americans online, federal prosecutors were building a major case against his parents. In 2007, the Justice Department revealed the outcome of a sweeping FBI operation — and the details were damning.
According to the DOJ:
“defendants Mirza Ali and Sameena Ali… were sentenced… for their role in devising a scheme to defraud Microsoft Corporation by obtaining discounted software under false pretenses.”
The scheme involved more than $29 million worth of stolen value, using fake companies to illegally access steep software discounts meant only for academic institutions.
The DOJ described how they used nominee corporations, hid their identities, and — after being kicked out of Microsoft’s reseller program for violations — simply created new companies under different names to reenter the system.
When the dust settled, the Alis were convicted of 30 counts including conspiracy, mail fraud, wire fraud, and money laundering. They were sentenced to 60 months in prison, forced to forfeit over $5 million, and ordered to pay $20 million in restitution.
Prosecutors also noted that more than $300,000 was secretly wired to Pakistan.
Ali presents himself as a moral authority — yet mocks Americans while standing on the foundation built by a country his own family defrauded. His tirade wasn’t comedy. It wasn’t commentary. It was pure contempt.
And the fact that a New York Times writer feels comfortable declaring “You have lost” to the very country that offered his family opportunity says more about him — and the ideology he embraces — than it does about America.
