Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) openly expresses his worries about the government’s wasteful expenditures by drawing inspiration from the famous Seinfeld episode Festivus.
“When your job is in Congress, you have a lot of people you can have grievances with. It’s almost too many to think about, so most of the year, I just don’t,” Paul stated in a post on X.
The senator’s initial complaint was directed against Dr. Anthony Fauci, with whom he has had several arguments. The previous COVID chief’s imprisonment for creating antiquated lockdown procedures that claimed hundreds of lives is Paul’s “one and only wish.”
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Before saying goodbye to outgoing House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), who would be leaving early next year, Paul voiced his complaints to Congress. “I wish my fondest farewell to former Speaker Kevin McCarthy, who has been run out of town for being too much of a swampy establishment critter even for Congressional leadership,” The senator stated in an X post that followed.
“The Gang who voted to vacate the chair also has my Holiday Greetings. I’m sure I’ll be roasting the new speaker by next Christmas but he did something no one else has done in my time here — insisted foreign aid be PAID for, something I’ve always advocated for. So cheers to that,” he continued.
Paul then turned his attention to the 2024 presidential contest and questioned “has anyone told [President Biden] he is running again?”
“I feel like we are all watching some sadistic reality show where the participant doesn’t know he’s in it,” he continued.
The junior senator from Kentucky recognizes that Biden succeeded in turning the southern border into a chaotic “turnstile.”
“A lot of people in the media right now need to learn what an insurrection actually is and stop worrying about a few people running around the hallways in Congress yelling,” Paul wrote.
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After making a joke about Vivek Ramaswamy, Paul talked about his favorite moments from the Republican campaign. “My favorite moments in this race though have come when Chris Christie fills the TV screen, and I do mean fills,” the senator joked. “I’m watching only because I feel like at some point he and Vivek are going to wrestle WWE style and I can’t miss that.”
Paul inquired about the arrival of a new Cheney family member on the political scene, thus Nikki Haley was also not spared. “People complain about the fact that Nikki Haley doesn’t use the name given to her at birth, but I didn’t know she was trying to hide her full neocon pedigree all these years.”
Get ready for a memorable Festivus climax, as Paul promises to air all of his complaints by the conclusion of Saturday night.
